Tumblr just isn’t for me anymore.
failed panorama shots
L is for the Letter L
O is for the Omelette in my sheets
V is very very
gonna get tattoos of dogs on my arms and then get really buff so when i see a fly cutie i can be like “excuse me, but do you know where a vet is? because i’ve got some SICK PUPPIES” and then i’ll flex so hard my shirt sleeves rip and they’re blown away by my arms, my devotion to dogs, and my sense of humor
this is so illegal. we’re going to get in so much trouble. you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs
THIS IS MY FAVORITE BC THERES DEER IN THE DISTANCE LIKE AYE FUCK MAN SOMETHIN GOIN DOWN
ｓｔｏｐ ｔｏｄａｙ’ｓ ｙｏｕｔｈ
I feel like I should have seen that coming.
i love this album by the arctic monkeys
There is a special place in hell for people who say they are just gonna have a sip of your water and thEN DRINK THE WHOLE FUCKING THING
my friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like ‘why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like ‘oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was just a hip new greeting’